PM Modi Makes The Internet ROFL With His Strange Theory On Fuel, ‘Gutter Ka Paani’ & Chai
The current state of Indian comedy is booming. People from all across the nation are putting up their content on YouTube, performing overseas and are even helping budding stand-up artists to get proper exposure. But, to be honest, they’ve tough competition from our country’s politicians. While stand-up artists have to write scripts and practice a lot, politicians just improvise and give us comedic gold. The latest person to do so is our Prime Minister, Narendra Modi.
Twitter user @RealHistoryPic uploaded a video of PM Modi speaking on the use of toxic gases. However, the science in his speech about the production of bio-gas was extremely off.
“Kisi chotte se nagar mein, naale ke paas, koi chai ka thela lekar ke khada rehtha tha aur chai banakar ke bechta tha. Ussne ek chote se bartan ko ulta karke, ched karke ek pipe daal di. Aur jo gutter se gas nikalta tha, woh pipeline se uske chai ke thele mein le liya. Aur woh chai banane ke liye ussi gas ka upyog karke chai banata tha.“
To break it down into scientific terms, PM Modi is probably talking about converting sewage into gas/bio-fuel for powering stoves. And there’s no doubt that that’s a thing which is being developed in India since 2016. But the thing is, you need a proper industrial plant to do that and not just by overturning a bartan(pan).
You can watch the video here:
Dr Homie Jubaangir Baba explaining his research about the use of Toxic gases of sewer & manhole for cooking purposes in front of Nobel Prize committee for Chemistry. (2018) pic.twitter.com/PCwraslxEJ
— History of India (@RealHistoryPic) August 12, 2018
While simple minded people might’ve bought this theory, others saw through it and took PM Modi back to school.
- That’s more efficient than aloo to sona.
Last night I ate a lot of chole..
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) August 13, 2018
Today morning used that gas to make tea..
- Wah wah! Wah wah!
जब जब लीडर जी बोलेंगे
— Aisi Taisi Democracy (@AisiTaisiDemo) August 13, 2018
उलटा संदेस ही निकलेगा,
तुम कितने नाले बंद करोगे
हर गटर से gas ही निकलेगा।
- It’s already in production?!
We at Jio Campus organizing a Tea Making Championship for Bhakts. A Bhagona (vessel) with a hole, a pipe, a burner and an open Drain (naali) will be provided at venue. @RoflGandhi_ will be the Chief Guest and Judge for the Event.
— Jio lnstitute (@Jiolnstitute) August 12, 2018
Plz reach out & Tag Bhakts in this post.
4. This is still a prototype.
भैय्या @RoflGandhi_ प्रतिभा तो प्रतिभा है, अब इसका मज़ाक़ बना लो या सराहना कर लो वो आपके ऊपर है, अब हिंदू अख़बार भी अगर आपके हिसाब से विश्वसनीय नहीं है तो फिर आलू डाल कर सोना निकालने वाली मशीन की खोज में लग जाइए।https://t.co/vD6eYNlIFO
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) August 12, 2018
- Now the process is official.
You people are crazy, changed the info on Wikipedia page. ??????? pic.twitter.com/rZm978BEE4
— Angoor Stark ??? (@ladywithflaws) August 12, 2018
- I don’t think that’ll be worth it.
नाली से गैस बनाने की बात पर उस ग़रीब व्यक्ति की सूझ-बूझ की तारीफ़ करने की जगह ‘पढ़े-लिखे’ लोग भी अनपढ़ों जैसा तंज कस रहे हैं, जैसे कभी बायो-गैस और गोबर गैस के बारे में पढ़ा ही ना हो, मीथेन गैस सुनी ही ना हो, मोदी विरोध में अब विज्ञान को भी चुनौती देने को तैय्यार हैं लोग।
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) August 12, 2018
- Is that so?!
Ppl making fun of Modiji for his theories on gas should know, that gas production of ONGC increased by 6.3% after Sambit Patra joined as director.
— Punster® (@Pun_Starr) August 12, 2018
- Holy cow!
Emboldened by PM words, that Chaiwala is now filling empty LPG cylinder with oxygen through his mouth. pic.twitter.com/iDrabU909w
— Happucrat (@AreeDada__) August 12, 2018
- Count me in as well.
I want what he's smoking! https://t.co/lIA60TV3jx
— Jayesh Khabar (@Jayesh_Khabar) August 12, 2018
- Only in India.
Like @kunalkamra88 says, "Kaha milega itna content?!" https://t.co/ObtW5Lu3i0
— Priya Tiwari (@prrriiiyayayaya) August 12, 2018
- Facts, facts and only facts.
A chaiwala once made gas from the gutter. And if you believed that story, another chaiwala made a fool of you.
— Punster® (@Pun_Starr) August 12, 2018
- And Doctor Strange as well.
This guy beats our famous magician, the late Shri P.C. Sorkar.??? https://t.co/rdCZfOnua1
— Rajat Saxena (@RajatSaxenaa) August 12, 2018
- Strong will power, maybe?
I wonder, how come the audience did not faint after listening to this? https://t.co/n1HuXS9KUd
— RP tweet's✒ (@anti_corrupt_01) August 12, 2018
- Jio Institute is still making it.
Ghazab. Ye wali scheme abhi tak launch kyun nahi hui? https://t.co/qMIX3EWCdL
— Deeptiman Tiwary (@DeeptimanTY) August 13, 2018
We Indians are truly living in the weirdest timeline of our country’s history where the leaders are coming up with the strangest theories. And the worst part is that there’s a large section of people who’re running with it. So, jokes apart, what do you think about PM Modi openly showing his scientific ‘knowledge’? Is it good, bad or just another reason for us to laugh?
Courtesy: www.storypick.com
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US VP JD Vance says Lebanon not part of ceasefire, calls it ‘misunderstanding’
Budapest/Washington: US Vice President J D Vance has said that Lebanon was never included in the ceasefire understanding with Iran, describing the confusion as a “legitimate misunderstanding”.
Speaking to reporters before departing from Hungary, Vance said, “I think the Iranians thought that the ceasefire included Lebanon and it just didn’t. We never made that promise.”
He stressed that the United States had not included Lebanon in the scope of the ceasefire at any stage.
His remarks come amid continued Israeli strikes in Lebanon, where more than 200 people were reported killed, even as ceasefire talks between Iran and the US move forward.
Vance said Israel had “offered … to check themselves a little bit in Lebanon because they want to make sure that our negotiation is successful”.
He warned that if Iran allows the situation in Lebanon to affect the negotiations, it could derail the talks.
“If Iran wants to let this negotiation fall apart in a conflict where they were getting hammered over Lebanon, which has nothing to do with them and which the United States never once said was part of the ceasefire, that’s ultimately their choice,” he said.
