PM Modi Makes The Internet ROFL With His Strange Theory On Fuel, ‘Gutter Ka Paani’ & Chai
The current state of Indian comedy is booming. People from all across the nation are putting up their content on YouTube, performing overseas and are even helping budding stand-up artists to get proper exposure. But, to be honest, they’ve tough competition from our country’s politicians. While stand-up artists have to write scripts and practice a lot, politicians just improvise and give us comedic gold. The latest person to do so is our Prime Minister, Narendra Modi.
Twitter user @RealHistoryPic uploaded a video of PM Modi speaking on the use of toxic gases. However, the science in his speech about the production of bio-gas was extremely off.
“Kisi chotte se nagar mein, naale ke paas, koi chai ka thela lekar ke khada rehtha tha aur chai banakar ke bechta tha. Ussne ek chote se bartan ko ulta karke, ched karke ek pipe daal di. Aur jo gutter se gas nikalta tha, woh pipeline se uske chai ke thele mein le liya. Aur woh chai banane ke liye ussi gas ka upyog karke chai banata tha.“
To break it down into scientific terms, PM Modi is probably talking about converting sewage into gas/bio-fuel for powering stoves. And there’s no doubt that that’s a thing which is being developed in India since 2016. But the thing is, you need a proper industrial plant to do that and not just by overturning a bartan(pan).
You can watch the video here:
Dr Homie Jubaangir Baba explaining his research about the use of Toxic gases of sewer & manhole for cooking purposes in front of Nobel Prize committee for Chemistry. (2018) pic.twitter.com/PCwraslxEJ
— History of India (@RealHistoryPic) August 12, 2018
While simple minded people might’ve bought this theory, others saw through it and took PM Modi back to school.
- That’s more efficient than aloo to sona.
Last night I ate a lot of chole..
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) August 13, 2018
Today morning used that gas to make tea..
- Wah wah! Wah wah!
जब जब लीडर जी बोलेंगे
— Aisi Taisi Democracy (@AisiTaisiDemo) August 13, 2018
उलटा संदेस ही निकलेगा,
तुम कितने नाले बंद करोगे
हर गटर से gas ही निकलेगा।
- It’s already in production?!
We at Jio Campus organizing a Tea Making Championship for Bhakts. A Bhagona (vessel) with a hole, a pipe, a burner and an open Drain (naali) will be provided at venue. @RoflGandhi_ will be the Chief Guest and Judge for the Event.
— Jio lnstitute (@Jiolnstitute) August 12, 2018
Plz reach out & Tag Bhakts in this post.
4. This is still a prototype.
भैय्या @RoflGandhi_ प्रतिभा तो प्रतिभा है, अब इसका मज़ाक़ बना लो या सराहना कर लो वो आपके ऊपर है, अब हिंदू अख़बार भी अगर आपके हिसाब से विश्वसनीय नहीं है तो फिर आलू डाल कर सोना निकालने वाली मशीन की खोज में लग जाइए।https://t.co/vD6eYNlIFO
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) August 12, 2018
- Now the process is official.
You people are crazy, changed the info on Wikipedia page. ??????? pic.twitter.com/rZm978BEE4
— Angoor Stark ??? (@ladywithflaws) August 12, 2018
- I don’t think that’ll be worth it.
नाली से गैस बनाने की बात पर उस ग़रीब व्यक्ति की सूझ-बूझ की तारीफ़ करने की जगह ‘पढ़े-लिखे’ लोग भी अनपढ़ों जैसा तंज कस रहे हैं, जैसे कभी बायो-गैस और गोबर गैस के बारे में पढ़ा ही ना हो, मीथेन गैस सुनी ही ना हो, मोदी विरोध में अब विज्ञान को भी चुनौती देने को तैय्यार हैं लोग।
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) August 12, 2018
- Is that so?!
Ppl making fun of Modiji for his theories on gas should know, that gas production of ONGC increased by 6.3% after Sambit Patra joined as director.
— Punster® (@Pun_Starr) August 12, 2018
- Holy cow!
Emboldened by PM words, that Chaiwala is now filling empty LPG cylinder with oxygen through his mouth. pic.twitter.com/iDrabU909w
— Happucrat (@AreeDada__) August 12, 2018
- Count me in as well.
I want what he's smoking! https://t.co/lIA60TV3jx
— Jayesh Khabar (@Jayesh_Khabar) August 12, 2018
- Only in India.
Like @kunalkamra88 says, "Kaha milega itna content?!" https://t.co/ObtW5Lu3i0
— Priya Tiwari (@prrriiiyayayaya) August 12, 2018
- Facts, facts and only facts.
A chaiwala once made gas from the gutter. And if you believed that story, another chaiwala made a fool of you.
— Punster® (@Pun_Starr) August 12, 2018
- And Doctor Strange as well.
This guy beats our famous magician, the late Shri P.C. Sorkar.??? https://t.co/rdCZfOnua1
— Rajat Saxena (@RajatSaxenaa) August 12, 2018
- Strong will power, maybe?
I wonder, how come the audience did not faint after listening to this? https://t.co/n1HuXS9KUd
— RP tweet's✒ (@anti_corrupt_01) August 12, 2018
- Jio Institute is still making it.
Ghazab. Ye wali scheme abhi tak launch kyun nahi hui? https://t.co/qMIX3EWCdL
— Deeptiman Tiwary (@DeeptimanTY) August 13, 2018
We Indians are truly living in the weirdest timeline of our country’s history where the leaders are coming up with the strangest theories. And the worst part is that there’s a large section of people who’re running with it. So, jokes apart, what do you think about PM Modi openly showing his scientific ‘knowledge’? Is it good, bad or just another reason for us to laugh?
Courtesy: www.storypick.com
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Congress cites Maniben Patel's diary entries, asks Rajnath to apologise for Babri claim
New Delhi (PTI): The Congress on Saturday shared diary entries of Vallabhbhai Patel's daughter from a book to rebut Defence Minister Rajnath Singh's claim that India's first prime minister, Jawaharlal Nehru, wanted to build the Babri masjid using public funds, and demanded that Singh apologise for spreading "falsehoods".
Congress general secretary in charge of communications, Jairam Ramesh, claimed the defence minister was spreading falsehoods to “improve his relationship” with Prime Minister Narendra Modi.
“Here is Maniben's original diary entry in Gujarati on pages 212-213 in the book ‘Samarpit Padchhayo Sardarno’ by CA R S Patel 'Aaresh', published by Sardar Patel Vallabhbhai Patel Memorial Society, 2025,” Ramesh said on X, sharing screenshots of the relevant pages from the book.
“There is a huge difference between what is contained in the original diary entry and what Rajnath Singh ji and his fellow ‘distorians’ are propagating,” Ramesh said.
“The Defence Minister must apologise for the falsehoods he is spreading, simply to improve his relationship with the PM,” he claimed.
The Congress had earlier termed Singh's claim that Nehru wanted to build the Babri masjid using public funds a “lie” and “WhatsApp university story”, and said the defence minister should not walk in Prime Minister Narendra Modi's path.
Addressing a gathering at Sadhli village in Gujarat's Vadodara district last Tuesday, Singh said Nehru wanted to build the Babri masjid using public funds, but Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel didn't allow his plans to succeed.
The BJP had cited a book by Vallabhbhai Patel's daughter to double down on Singh's claims, and said the first prime minister also said he felt "repelled" by some of the temples in south India despite their beauty.
“The source of what Rajnath Singh said is the 'Inside Story of Sardar Patel, Diary of Maniben Patel'," BJP Rajya Sabha MP and national spokesperson Sudhanshu Trivedi had said at a press conference at the party headquarters while responding to media queries on the issue.
Trivedi claimed that on Page 24 of the book, it is written that Nehru also raised the question of the Babri mosque, but Sardar Patel made it clear that the government could not spend any money on building a mosque.
