Fake Bumble profile of Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman goes viral on social media over humour
In a humorous incident, a fake Bumble profile of India's Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman has surfaced on social media, quickly going viral for its witty satire. The parody account playfully exaggerates Sitharaman's persona, presenting her as a no-nonsense figure in the world of finance.
The profile, filled with clever wordplay and sharp humor, includes a fictional description of the minister’s personal traits. It lists her height as 170 cm, mentions that she doesn’t drink or smoke, and humorously adds that she neither has nor wants children. The profile also indicates that she is looking for a "long-term relationship."
The satirical tone continues with playful entries in sections like "My Interests," where the fake account mentions Sitharaman enjoys "horror films and TV" and gives a nod to the pressures of finance with a yellow heart emoji for therapy.
One of the standout lines on the profile reads, "I'll tax your salary, your sanity, and your soul. No exemptions, no mercy—just fiscal domination," adding to the account's sharp satire. In another section, the profile claims her "dream" is to create a tax system so strict that "everyone wishes they never crossed her."
The parody has triggered a wave of reactions on social media, especially on X (formerly Twitter), where users have shared their amusement over the clever portrayal. One user joked, "Damn sure, all men are swiping right," while another added humorously, "5% GST if profile matched, 12% GST if wanted to chat, and 18% GST if wanted to go on a date."
Someone made a Bumble profile of Nirmala Sitharaman and its hilarious 🤣 pic.twitter.com/WGPC1WZR2q
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No 'bacterial infection' found in bodies of 4 Mumbai family members who died after eating watermelon
Mumbai (PTI): The initial report submitted by the microbiology department of a Mumbai-based state-run hospital has said no "bacterial infection" was detected in the bodies of four family members, who died after consuming watermelon recently, officials said on Wednesday.
The Dokadia family, residents of Ghari Mohalla on Ismail Kurte Road, had hosted a get-together of relatives on the night of April 25. At around 1 am (on April 26), hours after the guests had left, Abdullah Dokadia (40), his wife Nasreen (35), and daughters Ayesha (16) and Zaineb (13) ate pieces of a watermelon.
They suffered severe bouts of vomiting and diarrhoea in the early hours of April 26 and were rushed to a local hospital before being referred to the government-run J J Hospital where all four died during treatment.
After the incident, Mumbai police, forensic experts and Food and Drug Administration (FDA) officials visited the house and had collected samples of every food item that constituted the family's last meal, including 'chicken pulav', watermelon, water, and other foodstuffs, and sent them to the Forensic Science Laboratory for analysis.
After the post-mortem of the deceased, their viscera was preserved for chemical analysis.
As the probe is underway, the microbiology department of the state-run J J Hospital has submitted its initial report to the police.
"As per the report, no bacterial infection has been detected so far in the bodies of the victims. No bacteria was found in their blood," the official said.
The exact cause of the death will be known once the forensic science lab submits its report, he said.
"The report will also clarify whether any food items consumed by the family members during the day contained anything poisonous," the official said.
